Name: Swifty Lemora

Age: Ancient.

Height: 6ft or as near as dammit.

Hair: Dishwater blonde.

Eyes: Blue, often red rimmed.

Born: Southport.

Live: London.

Instrument: Guitar.

Favourite Bands: The Damned, The Doors.

Favourite Musicians: Jimi Hendrix, Ron Meal, Clem Burke, Jean Jacques Burnel.

Top Films: The Godfather, Sexy Beast, The Thing, RocknRolla. Everything by David
Cronenberg

Best Authors/writers: Jeffrey Bernard, Richard Dawkins, Kenneth Tynan, Jean Rhys.

Best Actors: Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken, Udo Kier.

Most Watched TV: ‘Dexter’.

Funniest Comedy: Ricky Gervais.

Well deserved tipple: Well kept ale, Absinthe.

Pub to drink it in: The Ship.

Favourute Food: Dover Sole.

Place to be: Le Marais, Paris.

Interests other than music: Horse racing, film, theatre, playing poker in The Ship.

What was the last book you read?  ‘Rimbau’, The Double Life of A Rebel’ by Edmund White.
                                             
What was the last album you bought?  ‘Day & Age’ The Killers

What is your best asset?  My ability to see the best in people.

Your worst?  My ability to see the worst.

What annoys you?  Closing time.

What makes you laugh? Viz.

What makes you cry? War documentaries.

Does God exist? No more than fairies at the bottom of the garden.

Whats the most embarrassing thing to happen to you? I did have an instance of "Tricky Woo” in a graveyard a long time ago. Look it up in the Viz ‘Profanisaurus’.

If you were Prime Minister, what would be your first task? Invade France.

What is your motto? ‘Know much, fear little.’